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ARCHIVES: What we mean when we say “Fight On!” or “Roll Tide” or “War Eagle” or…

May 8, 2008

Hello Fellow Football Fiends!

(This post originally ran on September 20, 2007)

This is gonna be a different kind of post for Gridiron Goddess. It focuses on the intangible feeling alums of certain universities get when they say “Roll Tide” or “War Eagle” or, of course “Fight On.” So read on, I hope you enjoy it and WAHOO Another weekend of football is nearly upon us. Oh, and I happen to think this picture of all the USC fans doing their Fight On thing here is a beautiful, sacred thing.

Some people have a security blanket. Some people have a teddy bear.

I have a security sweatshirt.

On Saturday morning, er, almost afternoon actually, as I crawled out of bed close to noon and grabbed my white hooded USC sweatshirt, it suddenly occurred to me just how many events in my life that particular sweatshirt has been witness to.

In February 1987 my father and I went on a road trip. It was my Senior Year of high school and we were off on the obligatory father-daughter bonding college campus trip. We loaded up the banana mobile (a yellow Oldsmobile station wagon that was the bane of my existence until I embraced it for its gigantic 8 cylinder engine) and set out for Southern California.

On our agenda: University of Southern California, California State University Long Beach and the University of San Diego, where one of my best friends was a freshman.

First up was USC, being the closest. It was also not a school I intended on attending. We got lost. We got lost in such a bad neighborhood that when we got to USC, its neighborhood seemed good. Anyone who knows about SC knows this is so far from the truth that it is laughable.

I wanted to go to Long Beach and major in Art. LBSU has a great art program. And if not there, to USD where Didi was and Jodi was going to go. USC was a VERY distant third.

Until I stepped foot on campus. Just seeing the carved rock entrance signs that say University of Southern California gave me chills. And they still do. Seeing the red brick campus and all the students and everything going on there— it was what college was supposed to be. At least to me. So I marched us to the bookstore and bought a sweatshirt. A white hooded sweatshirt with USC on it in Cardinal and Gold.

And it was this moment that I knew this was where I was going to college.

It was this sweatshirt I wore to my Long Beach State visit. It was this sweatshirt I wore to my USD visit. It was this sweatshirt I was wearing on the drive home when we got snowed in at Mountain Pass and had to backtrack to Baker to find a room for the night. And wore to bed because there was a hole in the window, the heat did not work, and the advertised cable television out front that we were so relieved about—well, every time the lobby TV changed channels, so did the one in our room. My Dad and I laughed and laughed and laughed that night.

It was this sweatshirt I wore to nearly every football game of my collegiate career. It was this sweatshirt I wore on every break home—just so that everyone knew I no longer lived there, that I’d gotten out and was going to a fabulous school.

It was this sweatshirt that was at the ready when my parents told me they were getting divorced. It was this sweatshirt that was there when nine years later, they remarried each other.

It is this sweatshirt I am wearing in my first ever picture with my newborn niece. She is now 15 and looking at USC in her future.

It was this sweatshirt I wore when I moved to San Diego. It was this sweatshirt I wore when I moved back to LA. And nearly every weekend for twenty years. It’s been to Chicago, to Las Vegas, to New York, to San Francisco, to Phoenix, to Tucson, to D.C., to Orlando, to Hawaii, to Philadelphia, to tiny Ely, NV; to Paris, to Cabo San Lucas, to St. Thomas, Antigua, Anguilla and St. Martin.

It was this sweatshirt that I wore when I went thru the not changing my clothes phase of breakups with the most serious and loved of my exboyfriends.. It was this sweatshirt that I again turned to when I made the difficult choice to leave The Philly Fan because it was healthier for me. It is this sweatshirt that until recently, I did not even realize had been such a witness to my life. And such a talisman of comfort and home and family. When I chose USC, I took the first step into my adult life. And it is fitting that this first purchase at my school would become my oldest surviving and still in use and most beloved sweatshirt.

Linus ain’t got nothin’ on me with his blanket.

FIGHT ON!

-Your Gridiron Goddess, who will replace this picture tomorrow with one of her in that aforementioned 20 year old sweatshirt. When I am not, you know, drunkity.

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Sunday NFL wrap up#1: Broken Bears & Happy Birthday Marty Schottenheimer…

September 23, 2007

Oh fellow football fiends, this was an ugly, ugly football day here in the House of the Gridiron Goddess. Not only did I go only 10 for 15 in my picks, but my Bears, my poor poor Bears, they are all banged up and…

REX GROSSMAN IS STILL OUR QB AND WTF IS UP WITH THAT.

As I was saying tonight to new Gridiron Goddess Contributor Mammy (of the soon to debut Mammy’s Playbook) Grossman is to Florida what Rob Johnson is to Southern California. (hmm Mammy, isn’t it sorta now You and Me vs. Sports Brethren and Cap’n Pappy? Lol)

Wikipedia says of Johnson “Rob Johnson holds the NFL record for most sacks per passing attempt, earning the nickname “Robo-sack” due to his reluctance to throw the ball away.”

SOUND LIKE A CERTAIN SEX CANNON WE KNOW WHO IS CURRENTLY WEARING THE UNIFORM OF GEORGE “PAPA BEAR” HALAS’ BEARS?

OK I will stop yelling now. But for real, what did he have tonight? Three Interceptions? I can assure you that Your Gridiron Goddess was calling the chant of “Grieise Griese” right alongside the football fans at Soldier Field tonight.

And yet, I also don’t think Griese is the answer.

I don’t know, I just know it should not be this difficult to solve the QB situation in Chicago. But I am not Lovie Smith, I am not GM Jerry Angelo, I am not owner Virginia Halas McCaskey, I am Amy, Your Gridiron Goddess and lifelong Bears fan. And Sexy Rexy (who is so not sexy it isn’t even funny) makes my heart hurt on Sundays, you know?

Speaking of hurting–it was bad enough that Da Bears lost Safety Mike Brown and starting Defensive Tackle Dusty Dvoracek to season ending knee injuries against the Chargers in the season opener. But no, that apparently was not enough for whatever gods the Bears have angered. Tonight linebacker Lance Briggs and cornerback Nathan Vasher – he of the spectacular 108 yard return last season –went down with groin injuries and offensive lineman Ruben Brown went down with an ankle injury.

Look whomever is in charge up there — isn’t it bad enough that Chicago has endured the Curse of the Billy Goat for nearly 100 years? Can we please not have our Bears fall apart in such a spectacularly Chicago-like fashion? Please?

I am so fired up about all the Grossman crap and injuries I didn’t even mention the Bears LOST to the hated (in my house) Dallas Cowboys.

OK, I am taking a deep breath, people. Am not stepping off my soap box yet, because next up on my list of wrath is the San Diego Chargers management and owners.

Hello, first of all HAPPY 64th BIRTHDAY to Marty Schottenheimer.

You guys in the Chargers front office must be, pardon the expression, shitting bricks about now. Your San Diego Chargers were 14-2 last season. What are they now GM A.J. Smith and owner Alex Spanos? Oh that’s right, the Chargers are 1-2, their only win coming against the beleagured Bears in the season opener.

Look, you clearly need some help up there in the front office. You cooled your heels for so damn long at the end of last season on the Schottenheimer issue, that you did not have many options. But please explain to me how you all made the fateful decision to fire Schottenheimer and hire Norv Turner.

I do not mean any personal disrespect to Turner. He is after all, a former member of the USC coaching staff. However, Turner’s record from 1994-2000 with the Redskins and 2004-05 with the Raiders was 58-82-1

Marty Schottenheimer’s head coaching record is 200-126-1 dating back to 1984. With the Chargers Schottenheimer turned in five seasons. He was 8-8 in 2002, 4-12 in 2003, 12-4 in 2004, 9-7 in 2005 and 14-2 in 2006.

Firing a coach on an upswing like that, do you guys down there in San Diego now understand why the nation’s sportscasters, sports writers, sports bloggers, and sports fans think you are all a little loco in the brain?

Meanwhile, I hope Schottenheimer is grinning like the Cheshire Cat right now. Marty, WE know you were GREAT for the Chargers, even if your bosses didn’t.

-Your Gridiron Goddess, who is feeling much better now having let all that out.

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I am one angry Gridiron Goddess tonight – Now updated in the comments

September 13, 2007

 UPDATE: Saturday’s game in Lincoln NE is the first of three USC road games against ranked teams. (LSU, with its oh-so-brutal SEC schedule, has none).

Stuart Mandel you make no fricking sense.

but over at ESPN, Ivan Maisel explains it better and more accurately

This is going to be short fellow football fiends for I am INCENSED. STEAM is coming out of my ears and I do recognize it is WAY too early in the season for that.

HOWEVER–I REALLY NEED THE SPORTSCASTERS TO SHUT THEIR FLIPPING PIE HOLES ON THE WHOLE WHAT HAS USC DONE? LSU BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

OMG You’d think LSU played a ranked team, instead of a cupcake like Mississippi State in their first game. Sure they won 45-0 while USC beat their own cupcake Idaho 38-10 and JUST LIKE I PREDICTED we are being penalized for it, or derided for it at the very least.

What, do Sportscasters have short term memory issues? USC NEVER RUNS UP THE SCORE ALL WILLY NILLY LIKE LSU, OKLAHOMA, et al do. Instead Coach Carroll puts in second and third string players to give them game time and a chance to shine. .

AND– WE HAD A BYE LAST WEEK.

And WHO DOES LSU Play this week? What mighty BCS power house program is it planning to challenge? MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE UNIVERSITY. In Baton Rouge. WHO DOES USC PLAY? NEBRASKA. In Lincoln. SO SHUT THE F UP.

You know what? I can’t do this. LOL My blood pressure is just going up and up and up.

I’ll be back later when I calm down and can stop shouting. Until then, guys, I appreciate your support of my site, so here are some gratuitous USC Song Girl and LSU Cheerleader pics. Where would you rather go to school? HAHAHAHHA

-Your Gridiron Goddess

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Another Game Most Fascinating – the Goddess and Harem Member Marcus debate it

September 7, 2007

Your Gridiron Goddess says: Though I grew up in a family with ties to the University of Notre Dame and many older cousins over the years tried to indoctrinate me into the fold of the Irish, my heart has always bled cardinal and gold and so I packed my bags and moved into my dorm at USC and never looked back. That said, the intense respect between USC and Notre Dame for the types of schools they each are and rich tradition of football and their rivalry they share has done more over the years to earn my respect and admiration.

That is, until they fired Tyrone Willingham to hire Charlie Weis.

Harem Member Marcus says: As one who practically grew up in the Coliseum at USC games, I’ve enjoyed a lifelong disdain of Notre Dame. But given the extreme impatience of big time college fan bases and the fickleness of recruits these days, ND’s decision to fire Willingham was a no-brainer – the program simply wasn’t moving forward, and there was no beacon of potential on the horizon. But today, after last week’s drubbing at home courtesy of then-unranked Georgia Tech, the Irish may find themselves in the same hole. Weis grossly mishandled the preseason QB situation, and it seems he’s still figuring out the college game. Three years to recruit talent and a mere 3 points at home to Tech? Ouch!

Your Gridiron Goddess says: Well looks like our disdain of ND and Weis is going to smack of homerism to many who read our little tête-à-tête here, M. But screw it. What is truly homerism is ND’s firing of Willingham to hire Weis. What-Have-You-Done-For-Me-Lately-Weis is an apt nickname for this non-performer who has shown he can win with Willingham’s recruits but now that the era of Weis recruits has begun, what do we have? Oh, that’s right a 33-3 LOSS at home—what was that again, Notre Dame fans? Just the worst opening game loss in the history of the Notre Dame football program. So what does Weis do in preparation for the big weekend showdown with JoePa’s Nittany Lions? He hands the QB reins to freshman Jimmy Clausen of California’s Oaks Christian High School.

What did Jimmy do in the off season folks?

He had surgery on his throwing arm.

Harem Member Marcus says: Yes, it’s hard to envision anything but a grim night for the true frosh QB & co. The Irish are 17-point ‘dogs – I think that’s low. JoePa is going to blitz Clausen all night, and the Nit Lions have the secondary to blanket Clausen’s receivers. The kid’s in for a rough one – in front of 100,000 Lion fans fired up about last year’s South Bend humiliation. Still worse for N.D., can their D that gave up 33 at home keep PSU’s 2nd year QB Anthony Morelli – who was sharp last week – from connecting downfield all night long?

ND fans, drink your twelve pack before kickoff!

Your Gridiron Goddess says: I must apologize, I am momentarily distracted by the arrival of my Bacon Salt and find myself wandering around looking for something to baconize… I agree M, The Nittany Lions are gonna hang 20+ points on Neutered Dame and hand them their second lopsided loss of the 2 week old season. I can’t legally advocate betting here, of course, but I’d take Penn State plus the spread in a heart beat if it were, you know, legal. The thing that gets my goat—well besides the sour look on his face and gigantic belly (I never said I wasn’t a shallow Gridiron Goddess people), is Weis’s arrogance. Brady Quinn essentially fell apart last year. Oh sure, that description is a stretch even by my standards, but compared to the season he was expected to have coming off 2005’s 9-3 season. Some of his strength, his power seemed lacking last season, and his ego seemed to have grown out of proportion to his completed pass percentage. Heh heh. What has Weis accomplished with Willingham’s recruits? A 9-3 2005 Season and a 10-2 2006 Season. Given the 33-3 loss to start the 2007 campaign, what’s to say Willingham wouldn’t have had the same success given time for his offense to mature and get used to his style?

Weis, like the team he coaches is Overrated.

Harem Member Marcus says: Agree with your point that Willingham may have had a 10-2 ’06 as well, but as I said, given where the program was in 04 most any big time program would have fired him. Looking at ND’s sked this year, it’s possible they’ll finish 4-8. Other factors aside, they likely would not fire Weis as that would crystallize the program as floundering and recruits will go elsewhere. But if he can’t finish in the Top 25 in ’08, Weis will go the way of Tyrone and when we think of ND football we’ll be reminded of the adage, “Hey, anybody can have a bad… century.” Prediction: Penn St. 45, ND 13 – 10 of the 13 being trash time

Your Gridiron Goddess says : I’m with you on that prediction Marcus. I feel like Morelli’s going to have a break out game against the holey – not Holy – ND defense. The cat’s out of the bag ND faithful, the world now knows what the Trojans have known for years – you have no ability to stop the run, no pass defense and offenses can simply blow right by you. I think it is possible they will finish 3-9 even, but I’m gonna go with 5-7, which would equal Willingham’s record at UDub last year. And is worse than the 6-6 record Willingham had at ND in 2004 when he was fired.

-Your Gridiron Goddess (and Harem Member Marcus, tho he has skillfully avoided my camera for over a year now)

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God I love college football!

September 5, 2007

My boys over at Sports Brethren have a good post up on the NFL vs the NCAA. Well, I am sure it does not take much figuring to guess which side of the line I fall on, now does it?

S-O-U-T-H-E-R-N-C-A-L-I-F-O-R-N-I-A SOUTHERN CALIFORRRRRRRRNIA! (that’s CJ Gable over there in that thar pic)

Oh, y’all are still here? 🙂 You rock! As I sit (well OK lay) here trying to piece together some thoughts on the start of the NFL season tomorrow night, enjoy this website devoted to promoting USC QB John David Booty’s Heisman campaign.

Booties 4 Booty

Thanks to Flubby over at Kissing Suzy Kolber for giving me the heads up on the, um, booty site. heh. I said booty.

And yes, Your Gridiron Goddess is tempted. CLOTHED of course you sick sick football fiends. heh heh heh

I’m silly tonight.

-Your Gridiron Goddess